There was a DEMON twink on Britney boat last night. Yes, this is just the beginning of the tea.
Our story begins with American DJ Ty Sunderland, who alerted Twitter about a “DEMON twink” on a Britney cruise who threw a drink at his equipment, continuously climbed up on stage and then worked his way into the VIP section to get his ass eaten in the open. Remember When Hilary Duff Ended Homophobia By Telling People To Stop Saying ‘That’s So Gay’? There’s a lot of tea to get through, so let’s blast through it. Sometimes you’re off Twitter for a day and then find yourself the next morning having to research the origins of the phrase “demon twink”Īlas, I cannot bear to have everyone so out of the loop, and so let me transport us over to gay Twitter, where the story of ‘demon twink’ emerged.įair warning my friends, this is unlike any horror story you’ve heard before.
Of course, it all happened across the pond in the US, where the gays run free and are having boat parties while we here in Australia are forced to simulate a club environment with some bright lights and a four-year-old Spotify playlist. It’s only been a couple of days and already August has its big meme, thanks to a devilish Britney Spears fan who completely menaced a Britney cruise in New York. Friends, angel twinks, and tops across the world, gather, as I explain to you what the fuck a ‘Demon Twink’ is.
